Blob

Blob in the USA

Born big down in carny town

The earth just quaked when I hit the ground

You end up just a man that can eat too much

And you spend half your life just covering up, yeah.

Blob in the USA, I'm a Blob in the USA.

I'm a Blob in the USA, Blob in the USA.

Got addicted to strawberry jam

But I got a blue one-piece plan;

Magneto's making a mutant land

to help us kill the flat-scan man.

Blob in the USA, I'm a Blob in the USA.

I'm a Blob in the USA, Blob in the USA

Came back home to the carny

Val Cooper said that it was up to me

Went down to see Pyro, and

He said Fred, dont you understand...

We could be brothers in Freedom Force

But we'd have to fight Magneto of course.

Can't offer him an olive branch/but then again, we've got Avalanche.

I had a woman I loved on the sneak

But it was just a joke played by Mystique.

Down in the shadow of the penitentiary

In all this time no one's moved me.

I'm ten years spent standing on my own

Can't possibly run, ain't got nowhere to go

Blob in the USA, I'm a Blob in the USA

Blob in the USA, I'm a stock-still daddy in the USA.

Blob in the USA, Blob in the USA,

Blob in the USA, Im a cool fat daddy in the USA.