The Hellsing Assault Monster Force

This was mainly put together as a joke and just for afun. It was a thought experiment of what monsters would be used by Rita and Zedd to attack the Hellsing Manor.

After thinking it over, I came up with the following monster team.

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In all honesty, the Super Putties are just here as Meat Shields and for their regenerative abilities. If you slice them up, they reform into more Super Putties. Beamcaster is here because of his mind control magic which he can throw at whole groups of people. Useful for controlling the soldiers at the manor. Use them and the Super Putties to storm the manor. The probable next line of defense would be Walter. Now in all honesty, Walter would tear through the Super Putties, but that would just make more of them. I could see Walter either killing or disabling the brainwashed soldiers without too much complaint either.

This is where the Monsters come in. Most notably: Samurai Fan Man, Terror Blossom, Flame Head and Pursehead. Flame Head can throw big explosions and fire blasts his way and Samurai Fan Man could blow him away with his magic fan, which could even throw someone into another dimension.
If they do get him with this, presuming Walter is at all slowed down by the Super Putties and soldiers and dodging attacks, it could slow him down long enough for either Terror Blossom or Pursehead to freeze his mind with the magic petals or magic compact lens respectively.

Assuming this works, they could either kill Walter, mind control him or have Samurai suck him into the gourd.

Assuming there are any soldiers left alive, they press in further with the army of Super Putties.

Next is The Police Girl.

Now I don't see the Monsters taking too many shots from her cannon, though the Terror Toad might be able to bounce it. 

The Putties are getting blown to pieces but would presumably regenerate from that into more and laying down suppression fire. 

Speaking of which, Flamehead and Knasty Knight are going to be throwing fire blasts and causing explosions at Seras and Beamcaster would be throwing Zedd Waves her way. 

Now, Seras does have psychic defenses of her own, so I can't say for sure how well the Zedd Waves would control her, but if during the firefight they are able to blast Seras back and take out her gun, that would result in an injured and pissed off Vampire, but one who would have to get in close to do damage.

This would likely result in a Blood Rage.

Admittedly, seeing Blood Rage Seras fighting the Super Putties would be cool as hell.

She is outnumbered by a lot though and fighting that many of them would slow down even Blood Rage Seras, leaving her open to attacks from the monsters, and certain attacks she has no defense for: Transmutation. The Power/Ability to Alter the forms/structure of beings/objects. In this case,

Pachinkohead, Brick Bully and Terror Toad have transmutation powers, something no vampire in the series has shown a defense against, and its very likely that most of the monsters here could physically tangle with Blood Rage Seras as well. 

It is especially bad with Pursehead and Terror Blossom being able to freeze her. 

In other words, once Seras loses her gun, she is swiftly going down. So Terror Toad eats Seras and gains however much of a power boost that would grant him.

That leaves the Pimp Daddy Of Darkness Alucard.

Alucard is faster, stronger, more powerful and more vicious than them. 

The Super Putties are not even a concern. 

The monsters can't really damage him either. Beamcaster's Zedd Waves aren't going to work. 

However, Alucard has one weakness here: He has a habit of tanking his enemies attacks to troll them and then regenerating. That could potentially screw him over here.

Terror Blossom and Pursehead, if they're still alive, could potentially freeze him in place with their magic.

Samurai Fan Man could potentially suck him into the gourd or blow him away with his fan or Terror Toad could nab him with his energy tongue or Pachinko Head or Brick Bully could turn him into a pachinko ball or Brick.

As I said above, no vampire in Hellsing demonstrated defenses against transmutation or being sent into another dimension, so those four are about the only ones here who could stop him.

The others would just be being thrown at Alucard along with the Super Putties to try and slow him down however much they can.

IF Alucard tries to tank these tricks, he goes down.

If he whips out Level 1 or 0 and goes for the jugular however, he'll rip them apart barring an extremely lucky shot.

Assuming they do beat Alucard, however slim of a chance that is, that would leave Integra and whatever other humans are in the room with her, and any monster getting in there takes them out.

To the victor belong the spoils. 

In a war or other contest, the winner gets the booty.

Now, what if Hellsing was prepared for an attack? They have their soldiers, the Wild Geese, Walter, Super Seras and Level 0 Alucard and his army all ready and set to go?

Assuming that kind of scenario, Rita and Zedd would be better off just sending a group of Giant Sized Monsters to attack them, because their ground forces would just get annihilated. 

That team would have to include a Giant Sized Samurai Fan Man at least. If his giant form was able to blow away the Zords, then the Hellsing Army is getting swept away like it was a Hurricane.

As a side note, I would love to see Anderson VS Knasty Knight, just to see if Anderson's Holy Bayonets could stand up to Knasty Knight's Magic Sword.